Job Hunting

Sa isang job interview...

Newbee: Good morning ma'am. I'm here for the exam for the company nurse position.
HR: Ok just wait there.

Then Newbee seats next to 2 other applicants.

Newbee: Hi! Mag-eexam din kayo?
Girl1: Oo. Ü
Newbee: Anung position?
Boy1: Company nurse din.
Newbee: Ilan daw ba ang kukunin?
Boy1: Isa.
Newbee: Ah ok.

After 20 minutes, 3 batchmates of Newbee arrived.

BM1 (Cum Laude): Uy! Andito ka din? Apply ka din?
Newbee (Boluntir): Oo! Ü
BM2 (Clinic Nurse): Ikaw din?
BM3 (Boluntir din): Wow. Good luck sa atin.

After 5 minutes, 4 other applicants arrive for the same position.

HR: Ok, let's start the exam. Please turn off your cellphones or put it on the silent mode.

Exam starts. Exam ends.

HR: Time's up! (Collects papers) We'll call you if you passed the exam ASAP.

Everyone leaves the room.

BM1: Ang dami natin nag exam. Good luck sa 'tin. (Then saw someone)
Uy Ate! kamusta? Apply ka din?
Stranger: Oo
BM1: Uy good luck!
Stranger: Ok.

Newbee: Sino yun?
BM1: Head Nurse namin dati sa *** Hospital.

Toinkz.
Ang Buhay Nurse nga naman.